kate middleton, catherine middleton, pippa middleton, nude naked topless sex tape video exclusive runway model modeling see through dress fotos photos pictures picts pics I know I’m probably in the minority along with Sassy Gay Friend, here, but I’m gonna lay it out for you: I could give a crap less about what’s going down across the pond tomorrow. Really. I mean, it’s been fun talking about Kate Middleton and how patient she’s been and stuff over the past eight years while Prince William dealt with sexuality issues or whatever, but after tomorrow, the Prince and Kate are going to fall off into general obscurity, until the Prince starts sticking his royal wang into the hot, buttered biscuits of another … person. Then we’ll pay attention again for a few minutes, but ’til then? I’m with SGF when I say ‘who the eff cares,’ how about you? 2 Filed under: Kate Middleton, Prince William, Sassy Gay Friend T-Mobile Does the Royal Wedding Entrance Video Apr 20, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah If you haven’t already seen this, here it is. I watched it for the first time this morning (I’ll fully admit, sometimes I AM rather tardy to the party) and I totally thought it was, like, adorable as puppies. I’m usually not a big fan of these cheesy wedding entrance videos, spoofs or not, but this one was dead cool. Probably had a lot to do with the video being of a bunch of fancy British sophisticates shaking their thangs, and the spot-on antics of one way-hot Prince Harry. 1 Filed under: Kate Middleton, Prince Harry, Prince William Somebody Doesn’t Like Poor Kate Middleton Apr 13, 2011 at 09:30 am by Emily First there were those hideous commemorative coins, and now there’s this crazy-faced doll. If I were Kate Middleton, I’d be starting a semi-aggressive letter writing campaign right about now. The first paragraph would open with “Isn’t it enough that I’m marrying the the mediocre prince?” You know, because Prince Harry is clearly the hotter prince? Did I get off topic somewhere? Oh right, poor Kate Middleton and her crazy-faced doll with the cheap, stupid clothes and accessories. This girl’s going to be a princess, she doesn’t have to stand for this outrageous insult to her good looks. And I’m sure some of you are thinking “there are way more important things than looks, the royal family has more serious matters to attend to.” And I fully agree, I truly do, but hey, if you’re going to get a Barbie made in your likeness, wouldn’t you at least take the time to make sure it’s done right? All I’m saying is that I’ve seen that look that’s in the doll’s eyes before, and it’s usually when my puppy lunges at my face, bites my lip, then jumps to the floor so she can poop. And then she tries to eat her poop. And I don’t want to associate a future princess with the nomming of feces, ok? 0 Filed under: Kate Middleton Shockingly, Lifetime Has Made a Movie That I Don’t Want to See Mar 21, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Molls I will watch just about anything that airs on Lifetime with the fervor and excitement of a 12-year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert… The Client List, The Craigslist Killer, and most recently, that Amanda Knox joint. But they’ve finally done it. They’ve finally made a movie that you probably couldn’t pay me to watch (although if you are interested in paying me to watch it, please feel free to send along an email to my personal adress.) William & Kate is about (what else?) the love affair leading up to the royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but we’re no longer living in the 80s. Trying to make Americans get excited over a royal wedding seems pointless if we’re not focusing on the late Princess Diana. In fact, I feel like everyone trying to make the “fetch” that is this union happen are being kind of disrespectful of Diana’s memory. Do William & Kate do it for you as a couple (and now, as a movie?) Will you tune in when the movie airs, or skip over it? 3 Filed under: Kate Middleton, Prince William Start Checkin’ Your Mailbox For One of These Bad Boys Feb 20, 2011 at 01:40 pm by Molls Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding invitations (above) are in the mail, folks. That means that any day now, you could wake up to one of these in your mailbox. That is, if you’re one of the 1,800 charity leaders, prime minsters, school friends and other people who are Sarah Ferguson that was on the Prince’s invite list. Here’s what I want to know: Who are they getting to DJ and will there be an open bar? I wouldn’t even consider attending a wedding on this scale unless I knew the answer to this question. And that said, what the hell do you get a prince and a princess for their wedding? I doubt they are registered at Crate & Barrel and my usual gift of a snowcone machine seems like it might be out of place in a palace. Like, the probably have some Italian ice shaver living with them already and can get fresh snowcones whenever they want. That’s how royalty lives, right? Would you attend the royal wedding if you were invited, and what would you bring the couple as a gift? 1 Filed under: Kate Middleton, Prince William Kate Middleton Has to Take Princess Lessons Feb 10, 2011 at 01:00 pm by Molls It seems like there are less and less reasons to be jealous of Kate Middleton by the day. First she had to wait seven years for a ring, then she wound up looking like a wildebeest on a commemorative coin, and now she’s being forced to take princess lessons. Don’t let the makeover montage in The Princess Diaries fool you. There’s apparently a whole lot for Kate to learn before she marries Prince William beside how to properly straighten her hair and cross her ankles.. The royal family has appointed Sir David Manning, a top diplomat, to school Kate on everything from the duties of the wife of a future king to foreign affairs. If I were Kate Middleton, my bags would be packed. Seven years for a proposal and now she has to sit through Princess lessons? You’d the think the fact that she got her foot in the door in the first place would be proof that she has what it takes not to humiliate the family. This whole dog and pony show is so outdated and rude. Over it! 5 Filed under: Kate Middleton